Gary R.
 

Date:  Fri, 07 Jun 2002 02:51:41 +0000
From: "gary raisanen" <garyraisanen@hotmail.com>
Subject: Fwd: JET song/poem
 
 

My Hitler School Anthem 

(Warning! Being a JET can lead to lots of spare time to create silly poems that can lead to other JETs sending them to more JETs who have already read these poems!)

In the ALT vocation
My motivation
Is the internationalization
Of this Japanese nation
And proud civilization
But it led to agitation
Through lack of communication
English bastardization
Linguistic annihilation
Katakana pronunciation
Students' lack of concentration
Unwilling population
Constant misinterpretation
Impossible translation
Don't forget gender discrimination
Gaijin segregation
Rural isolation

So my first inclination
Is contract renegotiation
Better remuneration
More vacation
Or perhaps termination?
But unemployment compensation
Will not be my salvation
So I am here for the duration
Attempting acclimation
Avoiding confrontation
Providing education
Improving Canada's reputation
But occasional flirtation
Relentless masterbation
And constant desperation
Have come to the realization
That my heart palpitation
Is just infatuation
Must get off that fixation
Find a new temptation
Take a Thailand vacation

I need stimulation
Marijuana inhalation
Occasional fornication
New occupation
European migration
Instead I am left here with stagnation
Exchange rate depreciation
Bureaucratic organization
Date cancellation
Japan reforestation
So if you hear of my deportation
Offer me congratulation
For surviving this tribulation
Of western deprivation.
 

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